February 2012
139 posts
snookidoughicecream: In other news, an 11 year old girl was kidnapped today. Authorities say she was (Taken with Instagram)
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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I would only get a tramp stamp if...
it was an american flag tramp stamp. I’m being completely serious. ^ Danica Patrick has one.
Feb 24th
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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I love having ice cream for dinner.
mom: I'm not making dinner.
me: neither am I.
mom: okay.
me: ice cream for dinner it is then!
mom: that's fine, we'll have dinner tomorrow night.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Facial Hair is NEVER Attractive
Seriously, perfectly good looking guys are ruined by their beards/mustaches… it’s extremely frustrating.
Feb 22nd
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Embarrassing Confession of the Day
I have a lot of Big Time Rush music on my iPod and I know all the words to the songs I have. Their songs are catchy and they’re hot. If you don’t find the two on the far right of this photo attractive, your vision is clearly impaired. I have a thing for boybands.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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I'm Giving Up Facebook For Lent
Even though I have no religious affiliation with this holiday (believe me, I washed that dirt off my forehead immediately after mass ended), I like to give something up as a challenge for myself (I also like to give something up so I have something to complain about. In this case, I will be able to complain about missing facebook and missing being able to stalk people during my leisure time). The...
Feb 22nd
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I really despise people who say "kk"
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a...
tylerheffron: That star is dead, Just like your dreams.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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am I the only one who thinks skrillex looks a lot...
they’re practically the same person.
Feb 21st
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Why do anarchists only write with lowercase...
wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow: anticapitalist: because they’re against capitalism.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
sinnumero: homeisaheartbeat: What are your top beauty tips? Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them. I wish Miss Piggy was my therapist.
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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pantskit: >too lazy to pet dog with hands >uses foot
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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For Those of You Uninformed Individuals...
THE NEW SEASON OF CELEBRITY APPRENTICE PREMIERES TONIGHT. I’m rooting for lisa lampanelli, she’s freakin’ hilarious.
Feb 20th
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“I love your hat, sir”
– me to random man wearing a UM hat that passed by me today.
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Black History Month...
mom: do you want to learn about black history?
me: no, I already know black history. they used to be slaves, now they aren't. the end.
Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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when you change your profile picture and you're... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: then after no one likes it:
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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160 days until...
we all get to see Michael Phelps in a speedo. LONDON 2012
Feb 18th
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is it socially unacceptable for me to wear crocs...
I don’t care. I’m doing anyway.
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th